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Featured in: Food, Fun(ny), Rude

I coughed a meatball into a woman's hood!

By: AnimalL0VER | Feb 04, 2016 - 09:36 am

Here is a funny story for you. It was a payday in winter, my husband had been pestering me for food so I decided Id buy a McDonalds to ram down his throat. We parked up at a nearby superstore and he started scoffing. The smell was unbearable, I was foaming at the mouth. God damn this diet. I thought hey, while hes eating that Ill go into the superstore and get a salad. I rush inside, stomach growling like a dying walrus, and head straight to the salad bar. I pick up a container and start jamming as much food in as I can. Salad, pasta, and then, my kryptonite. The meatball. I drool as I try to squeeze a few in the box and rush off to pay. As I am coming out, the meatball aroma is tempting me. I walk into the electric revolving doors behind another woman. I cant... Im so hungry... I swiftly flip open the container and jam a meatball in my mouth. But no sooner does it touch my tongue do I start to cough. The meatball has betrayed me. It has spice in it (it doesnt have spice in it usually). Im trying my hardest to keep this meatball locked in my mouth but it wants to escape. With one violent cough the meatball shoots out of my mouth like a bat out of hell. It lands in the poor womans hood in front of me. My eyes are watering and Im still trying not to cough. I couldnt say anything.. By the time Id composed myself she had walked away. I got in the car and nearly wet myself laughing. By far the funniest story of my day! This poor woman is going to put her hood up in the rain, only for it to rain meatballs. Only I could do this....

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