Showing the postman my wiener..!
By gribb34 Story ID: 65
So I was chatting up this girl and she decided she wanted to come over for some fun time. In an attempt to surprise her I planned on standing in front of my door naked and erect so when she came over it would be more sexy (stupid, I know).
Anyway, I hear a knock and warm myself up before opening the door only to find myself standing there, full mast in front of a horrified postman, I sprinted inside yelling SORRY SORRY SORRY and posted this for your enjoyment instead of just forgetting it, you're welcome.