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Featured in: Embarassing, Shocking, Stupid, Weird

Showing the postman my wiener..!

By: gribb34 | Jan 18, 2016 - 10:09 am

So I was chatting up this girl and she decided she wanted to come over for some fun time. In an attempt to surprise her I planned on standing in front of my door naked and erect so when she came over it would be more sexy (stupid, I know). Anyway, I hear a knock and warm myself up before opening the door only to find myself standing there, full mast in front of a horrified postman, I sprinted inside yelling SORRY SORRY SORRY and posted this for your enjoyment instead of just forgetting it, you're welcome.

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