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Mother found my sex toy...didn't immediately think it was a sex toy...

By: vonblitz | Jan 03, 2016 - 03:32 pm

I own a Fleshlight. After fun time I wash it and it needs to dry, so I insert the packing tube that came inside the toy to provide constant airflow (Imagine a large thick straw sticking out of a rubber pussy in a large 1l size drink container shaped object, this will become useful later) I place this behind my PC so that the heat from the PC and that airflow of the fans can dry it over night. That area is only visible if go to my PC chair. So my window blinds were at a funny angle so my mother enters my room as I am downstairs (I am 23, moving to my own place 31st Jan woop) and adjusts them so they are level. She spots this funny looking object by my PC and inspects it. Later she stops me and asks Where did you get that rude looking slushy cup from?... I look blank faced at her as I have no idea what she is on about... then it hits me...I say again that I have no idea what she is talking about. I quickly go upstairs to move the evidence when innocent little mother goes to my 22 year old sister to see if she knows its origin. Upon description of the item she immediately knows that said item is and its rather personal use. I am now living full time in my room. I rely on rain water and moss growing between my roof tiles to survive.

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