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Featured in: Break-up, Bugs/insects, Weird

The grasshopper break-up fail

By: LeCaffeine | Dec 14, 2015 - 09:34 am

It was cold and rainy winter evening, I was breaking up with my boyfriend: sitting in the park for hours, going trough all the sad talks, faults and blames... After long and hard time, the end of it all was near. We started walking down the long street leading to my neighborhood, sad and silent. It was time to say the last good bye. I was staring in his sad eyes, already relieved that everything went smooth, when suddenly a huge green grasshopper jumped on his shoulder! (As far as I know, there arent any grasshoppers as temperatures go down in winter...) I instinctively moved my hand fast towards the grasshopper and next thing I knew I was getting a bear-hug listening to his I knew youre not serious, you cant break up with me just like that, you silly girl I thought I lost you, you got me there, but now I will always be by your side.... I told him it was a mistake and there was a huge green grasshopper on his jacket, but the grasshopper was nowhere around to be found and the guy just didnt believe me. We made up and we were together for six more months.

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