Son, you have Chlamydia!
By homppii Story ID: 140
I just recalled this story from our pre-university days.. My friend was a bit of a player and he was not very careful when it came to use protection. Some time after he had slept with this girl, she tells him that she tested positive for Chlamydia, and that he should probably get tested
So he goes to the local clinic to get tested. It takes 10 minutes and is no hazzle. The lady at the center tells him that they will send the result via post within 7 days.
The thing is, my friend has an almost identical name to his father. Only the middle name is different. So it turns out that when the letter arrives, his father opens it. And he reads in the letter that he has Chlamydia. He is rather confused but after a minute realizes that this was actually a letter to his 17-year old son.
So when my friend came home that day for dinner, his father called him upstairs. When upstairs, he hands him the letter and calmly says 'Son, you have Chlamydia. I thought the letter was for me.'