I hate my fu*king teacher!
By koontikiman Story ID: 132
I had a chat yesterday with an old friend from university called Neil and was reminded of this funny story.
Neil and I had a common friend who hated our math teacher Martens. Neil and I had no issues with him, but our friend was of a very different opinion.
One day our friend sent an email to Neil about how much he hated Martens. Neil still has the email - here it is:
Hi - how it goes? Soooooo glad we are done with math for the wee!. I really cant stand Martens. I mean I really cant fuc*ing stand him. He thinks he is so fuc*ing smart! And I really dont like his fuc*ing arrogant attitude!! Like he thinks he is Brad Pitt or something!! Oh how I HATE HATE him!!! And the way he looks at Jessica! I mean, I caught him STARING at her cleavage today. I know - she has a looooovely cleavage, but he was soooo obvious about it. Almost DROOLING over her little perky titties. I think they must be about 40 years apart. Haha.. That fuc*ing PIG!! Old animal he is, wanting to stick it into innocent little Jessica..! Fuck you Martens - fuck you!
The thing is, he didnt send the email to Neil. He instead by mistake sent it to Martens!! Hahahaha!!! I am still laughing so hard it hurts when I am thinking about it. But what is even worse.. When he realized he had sent it to Martens, he sent another email to Martens saying:
Dear Martens, please disregards the last email I sent to you. It was intended for someone else and I sent it to you by mistake.
Haha - like Martens wasn't going to read it??? HAHA, just thinking about this funny story make me laugh so hard i want to cry..