He got two ladies pregnant - then they gave birth on the same day at the same hospital!!!
By ThisCRAZYpill Story ID: 128
This is a true story from my early adulthood involving a friend of mine. This person (lets call him Markus) was one of the wild kids, always full of energy and always the center of attention. He was a really cool dude and had great game with the ladies. Think about some silly American high school movie with some character who is the leader of a group and who is adored by all the ladies at the school. Thats almost what it was like.
I didn't hear from or about this person for a few years after we had grown up, but then.. this fascinating story was told, not just once, but pretty much every time my friends I and got together.
Markus was a bit of a playboy, and had fun with more than one girl on any given week. Which lead to him getting two girls pregnant at about the same time. This was funny enough, but what was crazy is that the two pregnant ladies gave birth on the same day. In fact, they gave birth within an hour of each other and at the same hospital!
But the funnies part of the story is probably when the parents found out he had knocked up two girls at the same time, and a family meeting was called. His mother was furious, and the highlight was her screaming at Markus: "You are such a fucking idiot! For fucks sake, you have to fucking look at where you put your fucking dick..!!!"