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I peed my pants!!

By: anitapower | May 23, 2016 - 04:46 pm

Ok, so I am a lady that has given birth. Squeezing a big baby out of your stomach, apart from being excruciatingly painful, also causes all kinds of complications for a woman. Or at least it did to me. For instance, I need to cross my legs when I sneeze, cough or laugh really hard. Otherwise I wet myself. This is my sneezing story. So yesterday afternoon, I am in a meeting with my colleagues. There are 9 of us sitting around the table in the conference room discussing our company strategy. My boss is talking about sourcing more clients to increase our revenue and he is looking at me, as this is my department. Then my nose starts to tingle. And then itch. It’s getting challenging to keep my eyes completely open and I know I sneeze is about to come. But I am totally focussed on not sneezing as my boss is setting out the goals for my department for the next quarter while staring at me. I am not crossing my legs and all my attention is on keeping the sneeze in. But- I can’t hold it anymore. It forces itself out against my wishes in a ferocious manner. My head snaps forward as in a car accident, my hand only partially reaches to my mouth to shield the mucus and spit that showers the conference table and air in sprinkly little droplets, reminicent of sunrays throug a morning jungle. But what was worse, I peed myself really, really bad. I mean really awfully bad. And although my crotch was hidden under the table, you could hear the whisss for about 3 seconds as the sneeze came and went. The amounts of pee that flooded out of me were astonishing. I mean, holy shit!! I was wearing a skirt and was therefore turned into a wet dam on the chair. Pee then dropped down on the hardwood floor, and there was at that point no more doubt about what had just happened. I excused myself, went to the bathroom and cleaned up as well as I could. I then went home in shame to change. The most embarrassing story of my life. Work has never been the same since.

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