I should have never let my boss drive me home today
By BarackoliObama Story ID: 125
Thinking about this sad but true story makes me cringe.. Last night after I came home from work late I just decided to jump to bed early. But it was a bit early to fall asleep so I decided to beat off to some porn on my new huge mobile phone. I succeeded and shortly fell asleep like a baby.
Next day at work, my boss (who lives close to me but is a woman intimidating as hell) asked if I wanted a ride home. I didnt really want to because I feel like a little kid being lectured while I am with her, but it was raining so I said - Yes that would be great!
The ride normally takes about half an hour, but there was a traffic jam because of the heavy rain so were being held up for some time. I thought I'd kill some time by reading the news and checking my email on the phone.
BUT - when I opend the browser, the porn movie from yesterday resumed playing!! And my volume was on almost max! I panicked and immedialtely locked the phone and pretendede like nothing. But the porn continued to play and the sound seemed to get even louder! I reached for the volume button, but my phone slipped out of my hands and down on the floor where it went underneath the seat. I tried to reach for it but my seatbelt was holding me back. The man in the porn movie just came and started screaming 'You filthy litlle babysitter, you dirtly little whore!!! I love fucking you, you little slut!!'
I snapped off my seatbelt, fumbled until I found the phone, turned off the volume, and slowly looked over at my boss.
Holy fucking shit.. Her eyes. Her face. Oh my fucking God - the most embarassing moment of my entire 27 year old life. I just wanted to die.
We didnt speak a word for the rest of the ride. I hope this story will be erased from my memory one day.