I was just going to prove that shining a laser pointer in your eye is totally safe
By mzmiyagijr Story ID: 124
As a kid I had lots of fun with laser pointers. I would point it to the floor and make our cat chase it and basically go mad. I would sometimes by naughty and blind my friends just for fun and to make a funny story as well. This one time, I pointed it to my friends eye on and on until she got furiously mad and started yelling at me.
I said "Its totalyl safe - it cant hurt you!. Look!" I took the laser, pointed it straight at my eye from less than a foot away and pressed the button. My whole world flashed green and I lost balance for a second. I sat down and my friend was laughing her ass off, telling me how stupid I was.
Turnes out I was really, really stupid.
You know when your old TV started going bad, and one of the pixels died? Meaning, there would always be this tiny litle black spot on the screen.
Thats how my eye is today. Always this only little pixel missing from my world. Did not turn into a funny story.