The BEST milk ever..!
By richardthefourth Story ID: 111
I normally enjoy a bowl of cereal in the morning as my breakfast - some tasty crunchy stuff to get the day started. Here is a story of how one of my cereal habits ended.
After I started working, I would eat cereal first thing in the morning at work. My employer was kind enough to provide a small kitchen area with teas, coffees, hot water, and a fridge with milk products. So I would poor my serial in a cute ceramics bowl and head to the kitchen for milk.
I almost got addiction to my cereal in the mornings at work, because it was so damn good! I mean, it really made me happy. It was kind of the thing I was looking forward to in the shower as I was getting ready for work. Mmmmmm - yummy!! One day in the kitchen as I with love and care poured milk on my cereal, my boss’s secretary was in the kitchen with me - she asked me with a disturbed, as in ‘I am disgusted’ face:
- What are you dooo-ing..??!”
- What do you mean..? I said surprised..
- You’re pouring half-and-half milk on your cereal..???
- Yeeeeeah? (with an inquisitive tone..)
- Do you know what half and half milk iiiiss..?? (as if I was a 5-year old)
- Eeee.. yEEEEaaa! –It’s MII-ILK.. (as in - ‘you stupid bitch I know what the fuck milk is..!’)
- NEEEEEEuuu…! Hellooooo..! (as in – you really ARE stupid) It’s basically cream! You are eating your cereal with cream..!!
I looked at her, I looked at the milk, I looked at the label, I looked back at her: “Fuck me!”
She immediately breaks out in the worst 'white-chicks' laughter I had heard. Evil and loud!
Needless to say, this funny story made its rounds around the floor and I was made the laughing stock for about a month. I think I have heard the story about 100 times by now. I could never be in the kitchen with anyone else without jokes being made ever again. Oh, and I changed my breakfast habits after this..